The anti-book review.
Jandy Nelson. Colleen Hoover. I'm not sure where to start. Perhaps at the beginning. I'm not a book reviewer. I'm not qualified. I'm not qualified because I didn't pass the secret test that all book reviewers take in order to be bestowed the covenant title: Book Reviewer. No, I just kidding. But, I don't write reviews simply because here's what happens. My five stages of whatever-you-want-to-call-it once I've finish an amazing read: Stage 1: Day One: DISBELIEF. Seriously, did